All $$ ain’t good $$.

No callers are identified. No conversations are recorded. No phone records are kept. Now speak clearly and when you are finished say: ‘Go ahead’.

This marriage ain’t big enough for the both of them.

Last night at 2:17 AM, every child from Mrs. Gandy’s class woke up, got out of bed, went downstairs, opened the front door, walked into the dark …and they never came back.

2 Russians, 2 Jews, and a Puerto Rican walk into a bar…